drunk tom is trying to pirate computer software.

here is a clip of his conversation (with himself)

those STUPID saps wont get a slideshow now.

I want to put a bullet through someones head. the guy who invented the slideshow program, and dared to charge me 100 dollars to add music.

there are seeders and leechers on this program. translation: there are two idiots in their moms basement stealing shit off the internet. one of them is named johnny.

NORTON!? WE DONT WANT NORTON ON THIS COMPUTER!!! THIS IS A HACKERS COMPUTER!!!!

no one tell jake what i did. i dont know what i did. i downloaded too much.

OBAMA IS TO BLAME HERE!!


this is such a funny night. and still stressful. we have spent all week on this damn slideshow...and now it wont work....we may be SOL...but were laughing.


update:

aunt terry wrote us asking how many pies to make...she took too long to ask...toms pissed.

TELL HER TO MAKE 42 PIES BY TOMORROW MORNING!! I WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE THEIR OWN PIE... AND TELL HER THAT WE NEED RICE TO GO ON TOP.

what does that even mean?