Kassie and my new apartment.

we've got some work to do..but its gonna be great. its small. but so is kassie...so i think it'll be just fine.

the living room with "big red" our new couch

kassies big ass bedroom





my very small bedroom


dresser in my very small bedroom


"dining room"


teeny tiny kitchen


bathroom

today is my birthday. i am twenty four now. and i am having a pretty great day so far.

i got a new job. i got to have wasabi for lunch. i got pink roses. i got to play scene it. i got coffee from jake. and its only 3.

thank you everyone who has wished me happy birthday!!

i love you all.

creative writing class

i found my old high school creative writing class anthology the other day. it was in a box tucked up high in dads garage. its is water damaged and wrinkled, but you can still read every page. i have been going through it and smiling. remembering certain stories. certain poems. the discussions it sparked. the fights. and reading through some of them, i realize what great friends i have and how well we have stayed close since high school...
...and i read my own stuff too. i hadnt since i graduated. its so interesting to reread all of my work. a lot of it is very juvenile...but i have to say its not as bad as i remember. maybe its just for me...maybe to others its not good. but i know that mr. rice's creative writing class gave me sanity that senior year. it was an outlet for me and my pain. everything going on in our family we werent aloud to talk about...but i had that journal..i was supposed to fill the pages. he didnt care with what..and so i filled mine with anger. with accusations. with questions. with all the things i wanted to say aloud but never could. that is why i have always loved mr. rice so much. why he was my favorite teacher. he allowed me to feel safe to write in that journal..and never once did he talk to me in public about it. he would write me comments in there. telling me his thoughts. not on the subject..but the writing. he made me feel safe. he made me not feel guilty. he helped me write some good poems that were abstract enough that i was sure i could read them aloud without anyone catching on to what they were about.

he helped get me though that year. it was a hard year. but i look back and have so many fond memories of that year too. and so many of them are from that class.

disney for real

seriously. its pocahontas. like really.

today this is how i feel.

funny commercials

i am not going to lie to you. i have started paying attention to commercials lately. i feel like ad agencies are starting to catch on and see that commercials can be funny, and then enjoyable. but these are a few of my new favorites. tampon commercials. who knew?

100 dollars

i am fine i am fine i am fine i am fine i just need 100 dollars.

drunk tom is trying to pirate computer software.

here is a clip of his conversation (with himself)

those STUPID saps wont get a slideshow now.

I want to put a bullet through someones head. the guy who invented the slideshow program, and dared to charge me 100 dollars to add music.

there are seeders and leechers on this program. translation: there are two idiots in their moms basement stealing shit off the internet. one of them is named johnny.

NORTON!? WE DONT WANT NORTON ON THIS COMPUTER!!! THIS IS A HACKERS COMPUTER!!!!

no one tell jake what i did. i dont know what i did. i downloaded too much.

OBAMA IS TO BLAME HERE!!


this is such a funny night. and still stressful. we have spent all week on this damn slideshow...and now it wont work....we may be SOL...but were laughing.


update:

aunt terry wrote us asking how many pies to make...she took too long to ask...toms pissed.

TELL HER TO MAKE 42 PIES BY TOMORROW MORNING!! I WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE THEIR OWN PIE... AND TELL HER THAT WE NEED RICE TO GO ON TOP.

what does that even mean?

seriously. this commercial and the luvs commercial jake dared me to memorize have stuck with me since they originally aired.

that is sad.

i still catch myself saying it...what do you mean barqs has bite? johnny?

i promise this will be my last jimmy fallon post tonight...

so the reason i started looking up jimmy fallon is that he was on the marriage ref tonight (still hate that show kass..but jake was watching it) and i wasnt really paying attention but then he burst out a Gilbert Gottfried impression that make me laugh so hard..and a little later he did his Bill Cosby impression and i realized i love his impressions....here is both him infamous troll impressions...and an interview that made me laugh.






yeah, love him.

cant get enough of it.

pretty sure peter griffen was my favorite.

oh how i love this.

John Peters is my hero.

take care kevin. see you later. cuz jimmy fallon is the new jonas brother.